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Friday, February 11, 2005

30TH BIRTHDAY FOR mARC sQUIGGER dWYER

This blog is broght to you by..........

Squigger Dwyer who turned 30 on the 6th....that a bye Wiz........


Squigger

nose picking 99
sacrcasim 99
love of porn 98
love of internet porn99
orcid fasination 88
home improvement skills 77
Courtney's wife 99
abilty to mimic pat and shelia 99
all around sense of humor 99
Backhand 77
forhand 99
volley 88
serve 88
game day skills 77
talent 99
gamesmenship 66
ability to beat brother in tennis 55
actual ability to baeat him 99
actual wins 0
crooked toes 99
shortness 99
speed 99
athletic ability 99
cunning 55
toughness 88
endurance 99
abilty to run 55 km race witrh stript troat 99
ability to crawl under a semi truck at pepsi plant while under age drinking 99
coolness 99
handsomeness in that beck steve erkel way 99
migetness 99
skating 96
hops 88
jumpshot 77
layup 88
painting 77
gyp rock 55
cooking 77
smoking -99
drinking 77
sex acts of endurance unknown he won't tell me any stories accept the time he gets caught ###### off by friends and strangers...

overall man 99
overall pervet 99
overall midget 99
overall brother 100
overall tennis 91
overall wife to courtney 99
abilities to make sarcastic remarks about the following blog.....infinity plus 1


a tale of Squig

Squig is a rig
he would never sleep with a pig
accept on the net
he plays with his bacon and his neck..

he sometimes talks on the phone with the mouth piece ten feet alone...
he can't seem to understand that his life is like a can of spam

when he bought the house last week
he should have took a peak
at the porn left down stairs
by his perveted landlord named Gigare

He once took a flight to Vietnam
Smoke some tai stick and had a plan
but he woke up the next day in japan
a slave to a sizeable man
he screamed don't tough my squig...
but the pig took him by the hand...
and said you silly man
I brought you to be part of my plan..

plan too make all the world nose picking sarcastic midgets from newfoundland...

you see you are the perfect human form of my younger brother tam
just take a look at the rest and see...
here's rooo
dave hanlon
mark nutio
shrew ladrew
penut canning
jason hollet
ben blackmore
david brown
and a host of midget's from down town...

And so the legend became truth and the midghet iherited the coop
and now japan is a sqig filled land
a rising sun that can only stand
if a sacastic ruller says

would you like a mar bar...Oh smoking..tell me another smoking story...God blair your so clean...yes, yes I know..I know...you really ment to wash the dishes..

Oh once again we love you squig...I miss you much you lightest rig...I hope to see this magnificiant land...where midget rule and we can plan................


HAPPY 30TH MARK.....

1 Comments:

Anonymous squig said...

dude
I love you too
These words you write leaves me teary eyes and breathless. Oh, how I miss the neverending stories... stories upon stories of the good and bad times in the mad world of the sons of Pat. You truely are able to cabture our lives as brothers through the symbolic use of my porn addiction as a way to describe the raw and meaty hunger for the perfect story. It will come I assure you. I sense it from the tip of my sharp and crusty nose to the neverending curvature of my crow toes.

Dude yer burnin' me out, b'y but ya knows i's wants to read mare 'bout the time you ended hup in da ospital wit da broken neck an' ow yers truly saved you from snappin' it completely hoff (or so we tot)'cause you wouldn't keek in da pan

3:36 PM  

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