Thursday, October 19, 2006

second kids script


Pantomime Sequence: CK enters and introduces the following actors as cues for the audience to react.

Act one scene one ( Doctor Spot and Mister Surprise)
What happens? The two plot to take over the world by kidnapping the powerful Alien Crom Goth who is being held at the Mayhem city Zoo.

Enter Mister Surprise pacing the stage, quickly rubbing hands together.

Mr. Surprise: It’s perfect. We cannot fail. We will take over the world. Rahahah…rahaha.

Enter Doctor Spot carrying a bag of Loot. Sets it down on stage and sits on a chair very tired.

Mr. Surprise: Doctor Spot I have great news; the Alien Crom Goth is being held at the Mayhem Zoo. All we have to do is capture him and use his power. And you know what that means.

Rising from his chair Doctor Spot meets Mister Surprise at the front of stage.

Both: We will take over the World.


Act one scene two ( Emmno Pavano the danncin hamster, Momo madster the movin tiger, Roxxi Roller the rad dog, Ferocious the floppin Frog Ash Tanenbomb the Zoo keeper and Alligator tamer)
What happens? The animals talk about Crom Goth and give a bleak view of how it must be hard for a king like him to be reduced to Livin in an earth animal jail. Frog contacts the good guys, Iburt El Tosta and Lady Lauren about the Crom Goth situation. He tells them that the bad guys are probably going to try and capture Crom Goth for themselves.


WE see the animals in back ground caged and Ash the Zookeeper about to feed them, he carries a big bag and starts throwin food into the cage.

Ash: You think your special animals. You’re not special. You’re just plain. If only this hotel had some Alligators. Oh how I would love to wrestle an alligator it’s been so long.

Ash Drags bag and walks of stage in a sad way. Animals begin to eat and talk.

Momo: Umm this is not bad, not bad at all. I think I’ll have seconds, maybe thirds.

Roxxi: How can you eat? Don’t you know that Crom Goth the King is coming here today. He will be so sad and unhappy in this jail. He was a king on planet Orkon now he is just like us.

Emmano Pavano: He ruled for over a million years. Now he has to eat bad food in this jail. We must clean up the place and make him welcome. Yes, we will throw him a party, Welcome to earth “it’s not so bad” party.

Frog walks up to centre stage, takes of flipper and starts to talk into it.

Ferocious: Hello, come quick to the zoo I think the bad guys are coming for Crom Goth.

LIGHTS DOWN or “mean while” by the chorus.


Act one scene three ( Lady Lauren, Iburt Eltosta)
What happens? We are at the Good guys lair they decide to use their special tricycles to get to the Mayhem zoo as quick as possible.

Iburt Eltoasta holding shoe to ear responds to frogs phone call.

Iburt Eltosta: I just got a message from the frog. He was right all along. Doctor spot and Mister Surprise are going to the zoo after the Alien for his powers. And you know what that could mean?

Both: They could take over the World!

Quickly the retreat to the side and uncover a set of tricycles. They hop on and begin they’re journey to the Zoo.


Act one scene four ( Animals, Ash and Com Goth behind curtain, Princess Rose Toe and Anna the artist)

What happens? Animals discuss the bad conditions of their jail and argue with Ash. Ash eventually introduces Crom Goth to audience member. Eventually from back of the crowd walks in Princess Rose Toe and Anna the royal artist to a round of applause and a bow from Ash.

Ash: No I cannot give you steak every day and a massage every night. We can’t afford to run the…the hotel if we give you everything you want. I want alligators at the hotel but we cannot afford them, do you hear me complain. No. I never complain. So eat your food and no I cannot give you balloons for your party.

Roxxi: This place is a jail. I know the difference between a jail and a hotel and this is a jail. Why can’t we leave? Why do we eat when you say we can eat and sleep when you say we should sleep.

Emmano and Momo: Yeah!

Ash: Because…because…because…the hotel knows what is best for it’s customers. We love our customers and we always give our customer’s treats and toys. So how are we a jail?

All erupt and start jumping up and down making noise, throwing toilet paper at Ash, he stands like a statue covered in t.paper. they scrape a cup across the floor like you would bars in a real jail. The Frog starts playing the Harmonica. Then Ash blows a
whistle. He walks to Centre stage and address audience, like he would a crowd at a zoo.

Ash: Enough! I have someone I would like you all to meet. He is a king. A leader from a far away galaxy. Two days ago he lived in a palace and ruled trillions. Today he lives with a Tiger, a hamster and a dog. Who among you would like to take a glimpse at Crom Goth The King?

Walks out into stage and asks the audience, brings someone up and they react with a scream as preordered at beginning of script. Ash lets him return to seat and then Princess will enter.

Ash: As you can see Ladies and Gentleman Crom Goth is not for everyone who else is bold enough to see this creature.

Enter Rose and Anna from crowd.

Anna: I am! Let me see the ugly creature for myself. Though he can’t be much more ugly then all of you. Ugly! Everything in this zoo is ugly. Ugly Flowers. Ugly Cats. Ugly people. Ugly. Ugly. Ugly. Don’t you think so Anna.

Anna stops painting and speaks

Anna: No.

Rose: Well what do you know you think everything is beautiful. But I tell you everything is ugly.

Ash is a little scared at approaching the Princess but he does. Anna goes and starts painting the animals. First she sits down by them. Ash and Princess go to view Crom Goth.

Ash: Behold King Crom Goth.

Princess looks. Looks some more. Her frown is leaving her. She starts to smile. She starts to jump up and down. Tries to go towards Crom Goth. But Ash stops her.

Princess Rose Toe: How dare you stop a Princess who is in love.

All: Love?

Princess: why he is the most beautiful creature I have ever seen. I must speak with him. I am in love. In love. In love.

She dances as she speaks and Anna comes to her side trying to get her to leave.

Ash: Well that is it for today folks come back and see Crom Goth tomorrow in cell, I mean room 108. Thank you and Good night.

Princess: But I want to marry him. I love him. I need him.

Ash: Could you take the princess home please.

All leave stage except animals and Crom Goth enters Cell and starts to talk.

Crom Goth: Hi every body I’m Crom Goth the King. And let me tell you humans sure know how to make an alien welcome. Speeches, A crowd, a princess who loves me and a great-decorated room with cool earth animals. How did I ever get so lucky?

The animals look at him like he’s crazy.

All: What? You’re joking right. You must be joking. Hahahahaha…good one Crom Goth…good one…hahahahahaha.

Crom Goth: No, I’m telling the truth. Back on Orkon I had to help everyone all the time. I had to go to parades. Fire people. Hire people. Go to a party ever night. Live in a big castle. All alone. I never had many friends because I had so much responsibility. Now I have none. Yippeeeeee.

Momo: But don’t you miss being a leader?

frog: Yeah, you’re a king, now you’re a prisoner.

Crom Goth: I get feed here right. I get to sleep here right. I get to play games with you animals’ right. And a princess loves me and wants to marry me. That is not a bad life. Much better than on my planet.

All: Ok. But this is a jail you can’t leave.

Crom Goth: I don’t want to ever. I’m sick of huge palaces and ruling the world. Let’s play something.

Roxxi: Freebie?

Crom Goth: sure.


Act two scene one (Animals, ash, Doctor Spot, Mister Surprise)

What happens: the Villains try to break in the cage using the old “hand me this” bit. The animals react to the situation as Frog finally comes clean and tells truth.


Animals asleep in back ground. Villains trying to break in to get Crom Goth.

Doctor Spot: Ok. Let’s look at the plan. We have a cage here locked. We have an alien inside with super powers we want.

Both: So we can take over the world!

Both: Shhhhhhhhh!

Mister Surprise: I say we use plan B. It always works. Give me the bag.

They begin by taking out stuff, random stuff, and naming it as follows.

Doctor Spot: Spot ring

Mister Surprise: Check

Doctor Spot: Left handed can opener.

Mister surprise: check.

Doctor spot: DVD of how to break into a zoo and steal an alien king part one.

Mister Surprise: Check
Doctor spot: rubber chicken

Mister surprise: rubber Chicken

Doctor spot: For Luck. Right-handed squeegee.

Mister surprise: check

Doctor spot: under arm deodorant

Mister Surprise smells his pit.

Mister surprise: check.

Both: Let’s go and see what they have….

Enter audience and ask for a shoe a comb and a purse?

Both: Now we have it all. We will take over the world! Hahahahahahaha.

Meanwhile in the cage the animals can’t sleep. Crom Goth is snoring.

Momo: I don’t know why but I can’t sleep. I think it must be a full moon coming soon.

All: aha, yeah.

Frog: I can’t take it any more. I have to tell you something.

All: What?

Frog: The bad guys are coming to take Crom Goth Away

All: What!

Frog: But the good guys are coming.

Crom Goth: The bad guys. What bad guys

Enter Doctor Spot and Mister Surprise.

Both: Da Da Dammmmmmmmmmmmm. We are the bad guys.

All: Oh no.

Frog: where are you Iburt Tosta when I need you.

Doctor Spot: Mister surprise Cuff our royal friend; while I watch these lovely animals. You are all free of coarse.

All: Free

Enter Ash

Ash: Hey what do you think your doing

Doctor spot: Spot Power make him sleep.

Ash falls asleep. Both villains look at each other.

Both: excellent.

They walk with Crom Goth out towards crowd. The Good Guys enter from crowd on Tricycles barmping their horns.

Iburt Tosta: Stop Villains and release Crom Goth.

The four battle while the animals and Crom Goth look on. Good guys lose.

Mister Surprise: Now all of you in the cage.

Emmano: But you said we were free.

Both: We are villains we lye all the time. Ahahahahahahahahaha. Get in the cage.

Enter Warrior Princess from crowd. Anna slowly walks behind her after wards.


Princess Rose toe: Noooooooooooooooooooo! You take your hands off of my man! Now!

Villains look scared but pretend otherwise.

Mister Surprise: Your man, why heès an alien and a very ugly alien at that. You should find a king that looks beautiful and manly liker Doctor Spot or me. Really you need to look harder at this alien. Am I right. Well am I.

Audience boos him.

Princess: Crom Goth, oh Crom Goth have they hurt you. Because if they have they will feel the wrath of Princess Rose Toe. No let my man go.
Animals: She really likes you. Like too much dude.

Doctor Spot: Enough. We rule Crom Goth and his powers so zap her Crom Goth and be done with her. Now.

Doctor spot: Now.

Mister Surprise: Now.

Both: we command you.

Crom Goth yawns through out this whole bit.

Lady Lauren: Crom Goth say something.

Crom Goth: Something….hahahahaha. You villains are funny. You zoo keepers are funny. You all are funny. I like you all. I think I will stay here. Hahahahahahahahaa.

Villains: But we captured you.

Ash: and we captured you.

Animals: And we all are in jail together.

Heroes: and we came to save you.

Princess: And I love you…sorry wrong timing.

Crom Goth: I chose this planet because it has no one leader. And it was so different and wonderful. On Orkon I had to be the king, on earth I am just Crom Goth.
I like it here. I will stay.

All: But who will rule your world.

Anna puts down brush walks over to Crom Goth and says.

Anna: Send the bad guys up to your world since they love ruling planets so much.

All: Wow.

Crom Goth: Well Orkon does need rulers. And they have been very bad. You have been very bad, haven’t you.

Both: Yes we have, we deserve to be punished by being rulers of a planet. Of all the bad luck. What a punishment.

Crom Goth speaks into his shoe.

Crom Goth: Well then it is settled. Sent down the spaceship at any time.


When they reappear the villains are gone.

Act one scene three

Lets party. Music, games, dances and so on as we celebrate the life of Crom Goth.


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