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Sunday, January 30, 2005

This poat is brought to you by....

Brad Snow

Aka....Snowyyy...

aka...snowballs

Well lets see Snowy was a fantastic goalie that could have made some nosie but gave it up for smokes, porn and to live with tibbs tremblet...

kidding....but snowy was a talent...

Highlights

  1. defeating a russian elite team that recorded 98 shots at the joe byrne memorial stadium...including a pently shot...
  • telling dick bishop to ######&*(%^$$ in the stands and serviving....

  • Smoking ciggerets while playing goal in a shield game..while the game was on...

  • well....a certain ininsident where he made himself a legend...I won't talk about iyt but lets just say...

  • Well lets not say...


Snowballs

Glove hand 88
blocker 95
skating 77
movement 88
positioning 99
angles 95
puck handling 55
two pad slide 88
poke check 100
mouth 100
agression 100
smoking 100
shot 10
pass 20
gamer 99
clutch 99

overall 95

Weakness
, smokes. green things, black things, and cool aid, of yeah belts

Favorite song Sisters
Favorite meal: p and j sandiches freshie...
favorite saying you at?
favorite p[layer patty Royyyy
favorite smoke demaurie light reg
favorite fastfood chicken on the go
likes...smoking, sega,nintendo, tibbs, and rosey.....and the wife....
plans to own a farm team and sell them smokes....
wants to move back and tak over casey's ultramar, employing roo and chain as manger and assistant manger..


Snowy now lives in a condo with his 22 year old sexxy girlfrioend who cooks his meals and rolls his smokes...he plans to do this for the next 100 years and die with a smile on his face...

that a boy snowy....


Super bowl bet three

Eat a full chicken....
you did not like me comparing your eagles to chickens..


And cover it in....What? I can't print that.....

yoour on...



chicken

Super bowl bet two

You want to dress up like a woman and dance on the steps of victoria parliament


Fine...


two hundred dollars...

acepted...

see you later sucker

Super bowl bet one

One hundred dollers.....


Fine....


five smoke samon...

and may the best man win....


Who wants to bet on Super bowl?

yELLO.................

iT'A A WEEK FROM sUPER BOWL AND WHO WANTS TO BET.....


I want the patriots..duhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...but any half cocked eagles fans are welcome to comment name your terms of the bet and they will be honored...I would love to put up a smoked salmon against any thing twenty dollers minimum....it's an expensive fish....


So who is out there I call thee out eagle fan.....


I call you Chicken,,,,,,,,,,

Friday, January 28, 2005

Queen of Earts...new card champ of the cozy?

Greeetings it's been a while this blog is brought to you by....The Queen of hertts..Gina Rae Hoyles...

For those of you who don't know the queen she's a fisty card player from snob hill with a lust for action and a head for flushes and aces over queens....

She recently reported her exploits as an upa comer on the new-wes-valley card sceen.....

Hey there Blairey Poo.

Hows it hangin in the BC? Alls good on ye olde island. Got some news though..........are you ready for this?..............The new poker champ of the Kozy Korner is............ME! Oh yeah! Started out dealin and before they knew it, I was kickin their asses, and they were kissin' mine. mmwwaaaaahhhaaaaahhhaaaahhhaaaaaaaaa! I'm not really the champ, persay, but I have come in second 4 or 5 times and I won the pot 2 or 3. Won myself 75 big ones the other day. I've even started to make my way into the sheds of New-Wes-Valley, givin a rite ass kicking to one Shane Hounsell. mmmwwwaaahhhahhaaahhhaaahhaaaaa! Oh Yeah, I fucking rock. So, news pour vous? Whatever it is, it can't be this exciting.......

Until then,
Gina-Rae


Words from a champion in the making, I think so...

Lets look closer at Gina...

Favorite saying: I'm so bored...What can we do greg...lets go fill up the car with gas...

Weakness: A certain actor with a love of the cozy, tailor mades and Steve Perry.

Card skills:
Clevage 10
Smirk 9
flirt 11
bluff 8
willingness to bring food for guys 10
alcohol tolerance 5
smoking nil
waiting for gerg 10
patience 2
love of cards infinite

Gina has apperently made a nemisis with a certain meat cutter...the gambling daddy has not felt such wrath since his first sit down at the cozy...

I see big things from this mover and hope the little prince can share the spotlight...


Tuesday, January 18, 2005

at?

What's up? what is happening on the flip side...

this blog is brought to you by.........

Harv House

Defensemen
shoots left

last pro season 1998 ....with windisor Pylons
defense partner..harris powelll

best know as cataract defensemen that broke danny williams nose with an elbow...

favorite saying..get away you germs....where is that mad man too now...davie who is that young thing your dating...is that all you want noel is a bowl of soup...did you hear this one...mick whre is my forty pounder?...budgell you chep bastard lend blair two bucks....

at the age of 66 rating...


skating...66
defense...99
passing...77
speed..40
checking...dirty...
agression...99
shot...20


oh state o0h stare take us to the lake the ancient lake..the stae is long a seven mile...ride the state...

harv is a mad dude and I'm running out of mins here so...

what color is the sky in your world?

how is thy back chap[s...

what are you doing?

what is happening out there?


Tuesday, January 11, 2005

tHIS BLOG IS BROGHT TO YOU BY bILL SNIPPER EVENS...ALSO KNOW AS THE GREAT PIPELINE....

Bill Evans stats and general factoids....

Shoots left
Forward
Favorite line mates Rodney higgins and Pete Evans
Favorite stick allumin javlin rod special made by canadian
Favvorite move --pass the puck to chuck
least favorite move passing to chuck

Skating 77
shooting accercy 69
pass accercy 88
shot power 69
checking 90
Determination 88
stickhandling 77
speed 70
crossovers 100

overall 80

known weakness puck bunnies

Likes to drink moose head green and play botchie ball with ben...

in the off season this player gm likes to highten market expecation by holding nude bottle blitzs and telling everyone gabo is coming...

here are some local scores andd high lights of William, the cats and the 2004-2005...Quest for the herder...

2 more tallies again last night - 6 for the week. most goals in one week since Sentek days with Rodney Higgins and Oliver Ennis on my wings we lost 4-3. Squig all alone in the slot with 15 seconds to go - drilled into a quick and open glove.?so it goes.?there will be more battles to win i am sure. mark listened to your 12 days of christmas we both like "on the 10h day of Christmas martin gaulton gave me brian casey's yellow helmet"

Earlier in the week....

2 tallies yesterday in a sunday afternoon tilt ....we go again this evening at 11:15 ....i think my lumber has a few more goals left in it.....my new years' resolution is to perfect my wrist shot and to score........more goals........5 hole ala benny farr .....

Words of wisdom by a firey forward.....

Other than that ...I'm working...learning lots and having a good time...I hope all of you enjoyed Williams great highlights of a season that has has it's ups and down's but I still feel with squig, ben and sween working hard on the grind line that the cats can make some noise in the playoffs.....

That's it for sports now a word from Miss Piggy and what will be coming up on the new muppets take mancheria series....


Sunday, January 09, 2005

tHE LEFT COAST TIMES 2005 EDITION

happy..happy..2005...first blog...been real busy...worked everday this month so far...mad...since the second and will continue to work right up to at least the 15th...then still full time probvably six days a week...so that's a good thing as I am learning lots of neat thnin gs at rthe belfry theatre...

Website: http://www.belfry.bc.ca/

as far as other notices..check out brophys web page...were entering this cbc kids thing for 7-12 year olds...it's a sjow called a cat and dragon christmas,,,,it's a threeminute intro to a half hour kids show...enjoy gerrys great animation...and my mad story...a cat a dragon..some crows and a lot of rhymeing...

http://www.gerrybrophy.com/catdragon.html


other news still no card game...I need so action...a casinoi could be in my future...no no no...no...maybe...

I do play a litle rummy 500's/// still no player can beat me...and well janet davis welll..she was aweful...and gave mte the confidence rto become the champ I am...just kidding janet davis is a tollurable player..an average player...an adquate player...as good as my tying and spelling are....oh that hurt...

I ahave learned the ellusive tennis juh\ggling trick...at the primial fire circus arts troop..that I go too on wednesday night....

What elsew...

let's see I seem to be drinking too much coffee...and working too hard...

hahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

How about you? what colour is the sky iojn youir world?