it was a rainy day

IT was a cool a wet day in the valley when our hero the boy named sue decided to become a professional smoke salmon skinner off the shore of tim buck two...

The last few days events had proved hostile, for beside the new vocation of skinner, Sue wanted no was asked in no uncertin terms by the lovely Bob to be the ruler of this watery pardise...

unfortunatly many the natives could not decide weither to make him the mayor of their small sleepy town or stone him to death with deep fried oven mitts...so no matter how you sliced it the Pong family were involved...

you see the Pong's resturant named after the great great great great son of the bitch that created the hop sing take-out controled the amount of egg rolls that were allowed into the town

and since the young salmon skinner had recently feel in to debt to the Pong family...well the locals did not know if they would, The Pong family, accept the man they called sue as mayor given the fact of the debt...

the town loved egg rolls and hated to be with out them because...

"WHAT would start their snow shovels once the rainy season had started?..exactly...